hey guys, I'm Evie, I'm from Wisconsin most boring place on earth where the cheese heads and beer buddies do chaotic things and watch shitty sports (I DONT LIKE SPORTS) unless I'm playing them myself. In my free time you will catch me doing feral activities. What feral activities though? Mhm you in for it. I like to go to the mall with my friends and blast music on escalators and annoy the general public. You know when your driving by someone on the highway and their window is next to yours? I like to wave at people and make weird faces and speed off. Ever get your period? be like me and eat 6lbs of oranges. Outside of feral activities I sit in my room listen to my beautiful playlist and smoke. If I'm not inside doing not shit, I am in my car with my friends going to some weird destination to do outdoor funky tingz. I get sad often and have been working on a poem book called Where The Flowers Die (my emotional burial ground here lies my fucks to give) another thing about me is I LOVE SEX SEEEEEXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXX ya know? It would be a dream of mine to do triple penetration. Every hole has a goal
